Ashy Naomi Campbell

What ever happened to the old VH1. Shit i don't even remember what it was about. I suppose it had old Whitney Huston videos (before she divorced Bobby and Bobby Christina got all skinny) or maybe a show or to like MTV....but for old people. IDK, but never the less, now days you can be sure to turn to VH1 any day of the week and see "reality" shows about any of our use to be, semi favorite, ( Brett Michaels), kinda famous (Flavor Flav) that one girl little brother that did Kim Kardashian (Ray J) celebrities.

Now don't get me wrong. I love the 80's, 70's, 90's, and new millennium (name of shows if u don't get it). But I'm starting to get tiered of watching old ass, semi retired, sex tape making celebrities look for love when they could actually just go to the mall and hit on the elderly like the rest of us.
I was kinda fooled. At first, when Flavor of Love came out...i believed it. I thought "sure, even he, an old ass raisin could possibly find love in a rented out mansion he probably rented from sum 12 year old rich Jewish kid....And yes, i was tuning in every week when New York first got her show (partially because i believed she could find love, and partially because i waiting to see if her mothers a man). But when Charm school (I loved yall catholic school blazers), Rock of love, and For the love of Ray J debuted.......I REFUSE IT!!!

I refuse to get caught up and believe that girl with the leopard tat on her face is truly meant for him, only to have her eliminated 4th week due to the fact she shitted on the the floor of the stairs.....or follow sum crazy black chick (who slightly looks like an ashy Naomi Campbell) on her quest to marry and old as rock star who sleeps, swims, showers, and preforms in bandannas.

So please VH1, lets get back to the good stuff....I'm waiting for that "I LOVE THE 20'S".........



NO MORE DATING SHOWS!!!!